Sunday, June 28, 2009

Boracay Shoot'em Up Poker


parang holdem lang to, 2 cards each player, 5 cards dealt face up.

extras na kelangan:
1. Maraming Boracay na alak na nakatimpla
2. Maraming Shot Glass na lalagyan ng alak
3. Sikmurang Pandigma
4. Mga kalaro na ready makipag-patayan ng alak.

how to play:
1. lahat bibigyan ng 5 shotglass sa harap nila, bale yan ang maximum bet.
2. deal ang baraha, place ng 1 shot glass lahat ng maglalaro, blinds to bale.
3. pustahan na pag may blinds na lahat.
4. tuloy ang deal
5. pusta ulit ng shots, gang ma-all in na/umabot na sa river card
6. ang iinom ng lahat ng shots ay ang taong pinaka-talo sa lahat
7. ang pag-fold ay may halagang shot ka-kurespundi ng nataya mo na. eg. post blinds, payt, tapos flop, wala kang pag-asa, may napusta ka na na 2 shots, ngayon shot mo lahat ng tinaya mo, tapos balik mo sa gitna ang baso.
8. every hand, pag nainom na ng talo yung alak, babalik nya sa mga kalaro yung shot glasses na siya naman ay pupunuin ulit. (eg. bale 3 shot glasses ang napusta ng bawat kalahok, 15 total shot glasses sa gitna, kaw ang talo, inumin mo yung 15 na shot, tapos bgay mo sakanila tig-3 nila shot glass para lagyan nila ulit ng laman at ibabalik sa kanilang harapan)

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2009, Pipoy and Andrew's Stoned out trips.






PA-SUKAN na to!!! WOOT :)

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Bakit ba ang kulet pag nakita mo na ang katotohanan?





Truth


1 aarchaic : fidelity, constancy b: sincerity in action, character, and utterance2 a (1): the state of being the case : fact (2): the body of real things, events, and facts : actuality (3)often capitalized : a transcendent fundamental or spiritual reality b: a judgment, proposition, or idea that is true or accepted as true <truths of thermodynamics> c: the body of true statements and propositions3 a: the property (as of a statement) of being in accord with fact or reality bchiefly British : true 2 c: fidelity to an original or to a standard

Synonymsfactuality, verity

Related Words
accuracy, actuality, authenticity, correctness; credibility, honesty, trustworthiness, truthfulness, veracity; dependability, reliability

Near Antonymserroneousness, fallaciousness, fallacy; falsehood, fiction, inaccuracy, incorrectness; deceit, dishonesty, mendacity, untruthfulness

Antonymsfalseness, falsity, untruth


-http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/truth




Ang dami talagang hindi parin nakakakita sa katotohanan
Daming nakapikit pa
Daming nasa harap na, pero hindi parin nakikita

Dami rin naman nakita na, ayaw lang pagmasdan
meron naman nagmasid, hindi naman pinagnilay-nilayan

Meron din mga pinag-nilay-nilayan na ang katotohanan.
Madami sa kanila, parang walang magawa
marami ang nakatanggap nalang sa katotohanan

dami rin naman, laging nagmamasid sa katotohanan...
Pinapanood ito magdala sa kanila sa kung san man ang patutunguhan.
eto yung mga tipong sobrang "steady" na na tao, mahirap bad3pin ang ganitong tao.

meron din naman, dahil buhay na niya ang katotohanan, sawang-sawa na sila dito.
gusto nila labanan ang katotohanan, hindi dahil hindi ito totoo, ngunit dahil hindi ito mabuti,
isa itong masamang katotohanan...
Papalag ka malamang, pero malamang rin, na talunin ka ng sistema. dahil yang sistema na yan? totoo rin yan eh!? hanggat meron kahit 1 o kahit kalahating hindi katotohanan sayo, hindi ka makakaapekto sa pagbabago sa katotohanan.

dapat pag nakita mo na ang katotohanan, malaman mo rin na dapat maging 100% totoo ka!
para wala na mapalag mga ibang tao o sitwasyon na hindi naman totoo.

mali man o tama ka, basta "TRUTH" ang iyong basis, kalaban mo nalang jan ay ang 1st law of physics. FOR EVERY ACTION THERE'S AN OPPOSITE AND EQUAL REACTION.
minsan positive ang reaction, minsan negative.. basta ikaw totoo, may epekto ka sa mundo. may tama ka sa sosayidad..


Ako ay tagamasid sa katotohanan, totoo sa sarili. pinapanood ko ang katotohanan sa harap ko araw-araw... pinapagmasdan ito, at pinagnininay-ninayan.
Minsan nakadadala ito sakin ng kalungkutan
Minsan naman nabibigyan ako neto ng kaligayahan


Isa akong tagasubaybay sa kung ano man ang mangyayari,
kadalasan, nakikita ko ang pinaka-nakakatawang bagay mula sa isang simpleng totoong pangyayari na hindi nakikita ng iba.


Eto ang rason ko para maging masaya, maging makulet, maging maboka, maging bisyado, maging bolero, maging loko, maging musikero, maging tagakinig, maging manginginom, maging tao. ang sarap ng pakiramdam maging isang totoong tao...

Friday, June 19, 2009

Fear








Fear, I learned to live the day I forgot how to fear. Being Fearless made me live like i've never been before. Like Freedom!, Freedom which all of us deserves.

Those successful in life surely were afraid at one time in their lives, but they had courage, courage to overcome their fears, fear of falling, fear of getting hurt, fear of being ashamed of yourself. Not everybody may not always succeed in the attempt to conquer your fear, but there is one other thing that we should have in order to live prosperously.

Strength. Being strong means that you can conquer the most difficult fear: The fear of failing again.
Strength will let you get back on your fear, and that no matter if you fail/fall, you will never stop trying.

Many great people that are not very blessed, usually have a lot of courage, but sometimes, their lack of strength is what destroys their bridge to further reaching their goals, may it be short time goals, or long time goals.


knowledge is power, power gives strength. most people with a lot of knowledge with a lot of courage, by commutative property, also have plenty of strength.
Those with knowledge, but no courage don't go very far, they tend to be those who are stuck being the best at their field but has no initiative of going for a higher position because they have a fear of not being capable of more than what they are doing.. eg. Andrew

Friends can give you courage, they are your life boats when you really hit rock bottom and have run out of strength. When you are most tired of failing, they can always put up your spirit to help you accept the sudden change that life brings to you. They help you conquer your fear of being alone, and trying to start things all over again. eg. Sebastian Victor El Ganja


All you need is love, with love gives you the most strength of all, that why we are all the strongest, because we all have gods infinite love, that if we all just learn to accept it, no challenge will ever be too hard for us.



-Pipoy Harpst :)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Across the universe




Kakatapos ko lang mapanood etong pelikulang eto. Tunkol siya sa buhay nung 60's, panahon ng mga revolutionaries/hippies at Vietnam war...
Malupet na napakita dito ang tindi ng buhay nung panahon na iyon, malupet kasi in a modern filming style siya pinresent.

naimagine ko tuloy kung buhay ako nung panahong un, tapos alam ko mga alam ko ngayon... sarap nun chong... sarap talaga... baka ako pa makaimbento nung wi-fi at kung ano2 pang shit.
tapos papatayin ko si yung putanginang presidente na nag-outlaw ng marijuana..

AYAW NYA KASI MAGISIP ANG MGA TAO! ANG MGA MAHILIG MAGISIP NUN, YUNG MGA HIGH PEOPLE, AT NAPANSIN NYA TO, NA ETONG MGA NAKAPAGISIP ANG MGA PUMAPALAG SAKANYA. Kupal diba???


Mga babaguhin ko kung makakabalik ako sa 60's:

1. ako magiging mageembento ng LCD. ang dami pinag-gagamitan nun ngayon eh.. hahahah

2. iimbentohin ko rin ang solar power, para dun palang, sumikat na, para sa future, mura na ang solar.

3. electric motor para sa oto, para dehin mag-global warming

4. papasabugin ko mga oil rig. titigil ang mundo sa pag-gamit ng crudo

5. ilalabas ko ang mga studies ko ukol sa medicinal herbs... :)

6. hindi ko hahayaan matanggal sa pwesto si Marcos

7. bibili ako ng maraming mga hippie outfits, ang cool eh, pati maraming peace medallion.

8. bibilhin ko ang San Miguel

9. Ilalabas ko ang Minute Maid Pulpy Orange. para mas maaga maging masaya ang mga tao

10. Papatay ako ng mga nagbebenta ng shabu habang para akong ninja na naka-costume.
magiging ako si DRUG KILLER NINJA BOY!!! LOL



kasama ko si pareng GIL ngayon, Gilbey's vodka, panalo sa presyo, panalo sa lasa... :)

Monday, June 15, 2009

1st post for hum014 - LITERATURE: what it is, and why is it important?


Literature is like a joint of weed...

It opens your mind to a lot of things that you have never noticed before.
It allows you to venture into a world where you can only dream of being in.
It can give you pleasure, satisfying your hunger for knowledge.
It makes you think, hard. think like you've never thought before.
It lets you hear new sounds in life, as you appreciate more things as you know more about them.
It is able to free you, liberate you from ignorance.
It can kill time, for reading requires time.
It can be enjoyed by a group of people.
It can help you as you face some of your issues.
It makes you want to eat... eat a lot. You'll have an insatiable craving for more food, for the brain and or for the body.
It can make you realize how shitty our society has become and is becoming.


*this post does not in any way mean that the author uses/buys/sells/promotes marijuana

**special thanks to: http://thesaurus.reference.com/

Bilog na Blog



Bakit bilog ang tawag sa bilog? sino ang nagsabi na bilog un? the letters b,i,l,o,g na pinagsasama para itukoy ang isang circular na bagay.. tsktsktsk, parang ang sarap tuloy magimbento ng sariling lengwahe.. :))